And all the dinosaurs begot the baby jesus (our lord) and died in childbirth (yes, all of them. Baby Dinosaur Jesus is that cool) and Man ruled the world that they might worship Him, our lord, Baby Dinosaur Jesus.
It came to be that Justin came down to earth to cause mayhem. (And not even the good kind. The bad kind of mayhem that nobody likes. Something like itchy bums, but he didn't have an exact plan).
And Baby Dinosaur Jesus said to him "RRROOAAWWRRRR!"
And sayeth Justin: Oh yeah! I have sparks that fly out of my gloves!
And sayeth BDJ: "RRWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"
And sayeth Justin: Ok, well, if you put it that way.
And so the world was saved from great evil and the worst kind of mayem. Praised be Baby Dinosaur Jesus.
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Welcome Friends! We are here to teach the lessons of The Baby Dinosaur Jesus, savior of us all, thwarter of Justin, and killer of all the dinosaurs. Amenz
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For those of you with your head stuck too far up your ass to have a sense of humor about this page, get over it! It's not meant to be offensive, we have nothing against any other religion. If your sensibilities hurt after reading this, DON'T READ IT! The followers of BDJ are a peaceful sort. We won't bother you, if you won't bother us. And if it helps you sleep at night, you can cling to your belief that we will roast in your hell for worshiping false idols or whatever.
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