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So it came to pass that one day a young person named Charlie sought the wisdom of Baby Dinosaur Jesus to have answered a question that had plagued his people for many years.

When Charlie came in to the presence of BDJ he sayethed: Oh great and wise Baby Dinosaur Jesus, most exhaulted one, bringer of the great libations of vodka, beer, gin, whiskey, and tequila, vanquisher of Justin who is evil and wanted to cause all sorts of mayham, savior of...

And Baby Dinosaur Jesus inturrupted him with a soft "ROAARR"

And His apostle, Val, sayeth to Charlie "Get on with it, will you"

And Charlie said "Oh, right. Erm... Baby Dinosaur Jesus, please tell me, when will the cows come home?"


And Baby Dinosaur Jesus spake unto Charlie and he said "Tuesday"


And Charlie went forth to his homeland and told his people of the wisdom of BDJ and there was much rejoicing.